Rule One: If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.
Not a conquest means you’ve got to protect her all with love, jealousy and not forgetting that her family comes first. History has it that I am the most difficult son my mother had to deal with not because I am self-conscious, but I can rush to make decisions depending on who’s getting messed up and by whom.
Besides thinking about a tall electric fence and a new security system around my house, I, just like God’s commandments to the Israelites, I am unveiling the Rules for Dating My Daughter! It does not really matter much that you earn but do not just sit and wait for stuff.You are the reason my daughter is blinded, makes fast decisions, cries, smiles for nothing and she barely has time for me (her father). Always choose to be a great listener critical to what is said and a quick decision maker.A good listener is one who understands life and humanity and for that, my girl will be lucky and your life will be good until you think about messing up (which for your own safety, I hope it never happens). If you even just think of doing so, I will hurt you so bad that you will leave evidence for your grandchildren to see someday. Actually 30 minutes to actual time she expects you because every time you spend with my girl or away from her is of value.Rule #1 If you plan on taking my daughter on a date and come to my house and honk your horn or call her cell phone you'd better be the UPS man, because you are not picking anything up.Rule #2 If you touch my daughter be prepared to have removal of the touching limbs from your body in any such way that I feel appropriate.Break occur, many relationship experts claim that your ex admit.